Some Life Issues

The Republicans think he’s in the sheets with ACORN since he fixed their toilet.

And, they are accusing of him of having radical ideologies since he walked passed Bill Ayers.

He will never get the funding or loans now to start that business.

Also, the FAA will never grant him access over the continent to launch and land his lunar/orbital craft. Damn that ACORN .. damn that Bill Ayers!!!! I think Joe really needs a Reverend now.

We are just letting all Closet Democrats know that it’s ok to come out and vote for Obama. We won’t tell your Republican buddies. Mummms the word!!!

I posted a blog the other day about how Wal-Mart was going to stop supporting music that you may have purchased.

Well, as of this early morning they have sent out a blanket statement saying that they have changed their minds. They will continue to support the WMA music files that you may have.

*sigh* Complaining really does get something done.

If you have ever purchased music from Wal-Mart in *.WMA format, please back up your music to an Audio CD NOW.  You must convert your music to an Audio CD immediately and before October 14, 2008.  This will change the format of the music file from *.wma to the appropriate audio format for CD-ROMs.

Wal-Mart is no longer going to support *.wma file formats.  Therefore, as you play your music on your computer it will indicate that you no longer have the appropriate license to listen to your songs. 

Wal-Mart will issue you a notice about this only if you have a complaint.  They have NOT notified everyone that has bought these types of music files from them.

*sigh*  It’s nice to see that they gave us ample time to prepare.  I wonder, why they couldn’t have sent out an e-mail to everyone that has purchased this type of music in the past.  They have this information in their databases.  It would have taken a programmer about an hour or less to write the necessary code.  *sigh*

OMG. That 700 Billion dollar passed both houses. I see that everyone is just so elated over the supplements to the bill. Did they forget that even the President said in his speech two weeks ago that this is a gamble???

Let’s see …. the bill will create more jobs. Jobs that will go overseas

Let’s see … businesses will now be able to invest more. That means more overseas investments

Ooooh … the FDIC is now $250,000. The last time they raised that was in 1933. They made it $100,000.

Ooooh … I can now get a HUGE tax break if I make wooden arrows.

Let’s see …. a few Midwest States can now harvest more timber.

Let’s see … insurance companies can increase policy rates 2% over the next year because of the new provisions for mental health. Then, they can increase rates 1% each year thereafter.

Ooooh…. mental health is now on par with other medical diagnosis.

Ooohh …. work place discrimination has been updated.

*sigh* …. I gotta stop watching the news.

Wow.  The other day I blogged about how an old friend found me after 21 years.  In as little as a few days I’ve heard from over 50 people I use to know.

Damn.  This is ruining my charge of being the leader of introverts.  God, I hope they don’t ban me for reaching out cuz of curiosity.  Maybe, they will just spank me.  Woooooo hoooooo Spankings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno but this bug that has been float’n around is pretty nasty.  It starts off with a simple cough and da sniffles …….. but OMG …. it gets worse.

Hopefully, no one else is surround by those little petri dishes (children) and stave off this menace.

I want a Do Over Button.  There are so many things in life that I’ve missed out on.  I want to go back in time and enjoy those experiences that others talk about endlessly.

1)  It takes you 3 months to find out there is a Chatroom.

2)  You can’t find a date within 300 miles of where you live.

3)  You write your very first blog and find out that it’s something that EVERYONE reads.

4)  You find yourself on Cupid for longer than 2 years and you are still without a date.

5)  Your attempts at sending someone an Eye Contact has no affect.

6)  You have never gone a Speed Date.

7)  Everyone who sends you an Eye Contact is a basic member.

8)  Sending an unsolicited message to someone you think is cute falls on deaf ears.

9)  Nigerians and Eastern European men & women are the only people who are vying for your affection.

10)  You wonder what some people are thinking when they create a Cupid name, such as SexyMomma or Stud when they are clearly are not.

11)  You wonder about some people’s level of self respect by the comments in their profiles, the pics they post or the blogs that they write.

12)  You remember what the old chatroom was like.

13)  You remember when blogging was a lot more fun and so many more people actually read what you wrote.

14)  You find out that the majority of people on Cupid are from the Hudson Valley in New York.

15)  You live in a State other than New York and find only 1 single person in your area.  However, this person hasn’t logged into Cupid in over 4 weeks and is over 200 miles away.

16)  You find out the hard way that Cupid likes to change your renewal status to “ON” when you least expect it.

17)  Trying to get Customer Support is equivalent to getting help from someone in Congress.

18)  You have never read those Love Stories. 

19)  You seriously consider giving up on dating and think about living life as an un-emotional hermit.

20)  THAT NO ONE EVER READS YOUR PROFILE BEFORE CONTACTING YOU. 

21)  You are dumbfounded that some many people don’t know how to use spell check or re-read what they post on their profiles.

22)  You find that reading profiles can be more fun than watching Comedy Central.

23)  That Cupid actually allows advertisers to post ads for other dating sites on their web pages. 

anymore?????  Please share your entries.